{"id":1,"date":"2024-03-12T17:36:00","date_gmt":"2024-03-12T17:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrcraighill.live\/?p=1"},"modified":"2025-05-19T23:56:00","modified_gmt":"2025-05-19T22:56:00","slug":"hello-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrcraighill.live\/?p=1","title":{"rendered":"Donna fae Dubai, Dan the Man and Jamie and his magic torch!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What a laugh I had with the loons and quines of Aberdeen! They made for a very \u2018Good Friday\u2019 indeed. \ud83d\ude02 \ud83d\udc4d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Unsurprisingly, half the oil industry had \u2018squeezed\u2019 in to The Lemon Tree on Friday! We had Donna fae Dubai who popped in on the fly, who was an offshore engineer, here with her Dundonian hubbie Graham,Tom the offshore ship controller who originally pretended to be an unemployed cosmonaut, \u2018Dan the man\u2019 fae Torrie, \u2018Poundstretcher Amy\u2019 who suggested a mysterious man in the front might make his income from Only Fans, a posse fae Peterhead,Jamie and his magic torch with his magic boyfriend Willy and his mum who was a lovely &nbsp;lady from Lybster. An absolute joy of a crowd.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Finished off the evening by getting Dan the man to see if he can as he joined me for a Padam Padam! Turns out Dan can! Next stop, over the rainbow to Oz!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What a laugh I had with the loons and quines of Aberdeen! They made for a very \u2018Good Friday\u2019 indeed. \ud83d\ude02 \ud83d\udc4d Unsurprisingly, half the oil industry had \u2018squeezed\u2019 in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrcraighill.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrcraighill.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrcraighill.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrcraighill.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrcraighill.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrcraighill.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17,"href":"https:\/\/mrcraighill.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1\/revisions\/17"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrcraighill.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrcraighill.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrcraighill.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}